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Mars Cazimi

Good Morning- welcome to my “morning pages” astro blog, a place where I wake up and raw-dog some writing as I awaken for the day. so, disclaimer, this wont be the most eloquent or cogent or grammatically sound but BY GOD… it will be words on a screen- so they must be taken seriously. It’s written in the Unwritten Code of Conduct For the Modern World*, in the section beneath “if it has a website, it has to be legit”.

Today there is a transit we only see once every 2 two years, the Mars Cazimi, it’s kinda special. & It’s a little extra special because it is occurring in Scorpio which hasn’t happened in decades. A cazimi is when a planet enters “the heart of the sun”, meaning it appears to intersect the sun in the sky, also known as a conjunction- an astrologer’s term for when two or more planets meet up in the sky. Conjunctions aren’t specific to the sun but cazimi’s are, cazimi’s are a very specific sun-involved conjunction.

Cazimis represent a rebirth for this planet, today Mars passes through the cauldron and emerges purified on the other side. This indicates a renewal for our Martian things and for the Martian houses of our charts. Mars rules motivation, energy, bravery, drive, sex drive, aggression, war, physicality, & physical injury. Between today and tomorrow, our action plans are being recalibrated as we fine-tune our directives. How shall we use our precious energy? This is an occasion to redefine our personal terms of use for our energy stores. And, to take this a step further, we are reestablishing motivations we have within our Scorpio house specifically. Now that THATS been established, how & where is this cazmimi impacting your rising sign?

ARIES RISING

8th House - sex/death/regeneration OR endings /beginnings/ personal revolution & rebirth aka the cycles of our lives and lessons we must continue to learn, social bonding rituals (marriage, proposal), shared resources, finances/ financial entanglements, inheritance, literal death & grief, commitment, other people’s values, the signers of our checks (people who pay us or supply us with resources)

Aries- this is a big rebirth for you as a person. Mars is your ruling planet, you are being awoken - perhaps rudely awoken, mars isn’t tactful. Anticipate that the events in your life around this time might be jolting as raw truths emerge from within ~spoOoOoky. Superfluous bullshit is being burned away by the sun, making your essential desires clear. So, this is a powerful time for personal insights & a great time to devise a strategy for how you want life to happen. Mental health, finances, and commitments are big themes for this 8th house, keep those in mind as you consider what actions you want to take moving forward. What activities are essential for your personal equilibrium? How can you stabilize or enhance your finances? What commitments or promises will you make to yourself and to others?

TAURUS RISING

7th House /descendant - partnership (professional/romantic/closest companion), someone prominent in your life, one-on-one dynamics, consultation/lawsuits, open enemies/ known opponents, commitment, how we can balance ourselves, collaborations & collaborative acts 

Taurus- this is angular and SO so spicy. This is a time of renewal in your sector of partnership. It’s a time for you to better understand your desires when coupling or collaborating with others. Could be an occasion when someone in your life makes clear their desires & the actions they plan to take. AND is perhaps a moment of extreme competition with someone else. Mars is the planet of battle and this is the house of open enemies, so it’s possible that these may be combative times for you- but no promises! Ask yourself who motivates you… and kiss them. jk, don’t kiss them, unless you’re both into that sort of thing.

GEMINI RISING

6th House- everyday work, daily routines, hygiene/diet/ physical or mental exercise, health/health issues, how you are of service to others, servitude, physical labor, care, adjustment to necessity, body-mind connection, pets, how to care for yourself

Gemini- mars cazimi’s in the 6th house are so necessary, wish they happened for everyone quarterly. What is your motivated action plan for your daily essential health-promoting activities? How can you go to work for yourself and your health while you work for others? What essential routine can you maintain within your hectic schedule? Fine-tune your daily activities for maximum efficiency. And while we’re here, maybe don’t take any unnecessary physical risks during this time.

CANCER RISING

5th House- creative self-expression, art, fun/leisure/recreation/amusement, hobbies, pleasure, physio romance/ sex, romance, dating, what you give birth to (children, ideas, projects), create, generativity 

Cancer- what a cute place to have a mars cazimi, it’s kinda sexy. A rebirth of passion in your house of pleasure- like c’mon, indulge your desires a little bit. You’re always working hard, but what can you work hard at that’s just for you? What hobbies are you ready to dive into? What creative projects are you ready to start? What do you want to create? And, just to let you know, children are considered our “creations” in astrology, so that might be an intended or unintended outcome for some of you around this time. Those of you with kids may be developing new activities for them. For single cancers, who do you want to date? Make a move.

LEO RISING

4th & the IC- house/home, residence, living environment, how you curate your dwelling, family/ family affairs, personal affairs, sometimes grief or loss, conscious mind, soul, the being 

Leo- this is angular and spicyyyyy, particulalry if your IC falls in your 4th house. This is an important time for your home and family life. Actions typically taken to maintain home or family life are being stripped down to only what is most essential, there may be a sense of rebuilding happening now. Time to make moves toward the home or family landscape you desire now, in this window of time when you are able to see what you want more clearly. Heads up that it may be a family member making their desires clear, you may or may not be open to what they have to say.

VIRGO RISING

3rd House- Communications, commutes, neighborhood, ideas, media/ information being input or output, siblings, relatives,  preferred mode of transportation, the concrete mind, learning, witchy & culty (it is the moons’ house…) our intuition

Virgo- I have a feeling you’ve been waiting for this. New impetus emerges when it comes to your locality. A renewed sense of passion when it comes to your everyday people and places. Your mental (mind) is being reinvigorated, maybe stimulated by your surroundings, or by a new learning or teaching project, or maybe even by a conversation you have around this time. You have places to go and people to meet. Pay attention to the information you come into during this period, it holds special messages for you.

LIBRA RISING

2nd House - money/finances, self-worth, material resources, our resources in general, physical senses, our talents & skills, possessions, belongings, what we value 

Libra- girlllllllll. Have more confidence in your skills, this cazimi in your 2nd house demands It. You always come through for yourself when it matters most, you’re more than capable. Take the Libra show wherever it wants to go, your talents hold true no matter the setting. This is a period of renewed passion in the house of how you make your money, so how do you want to make money? Where? And, beyond the money, what is truly valued by you? Time to get to the heart of how you pursue what means the most to you.

SCORPIO RISING

1st House & Asc -  physical body, personal identity, personality, appearance (haircuts/colors, tattoos, new clothes, new scent), how we conduct ourselves, how we approach life

 Scorpio- AHHHHHH. lol. Are you okay? This has been a challenging few years for you, but today you are reborn! Not only is Mars your ruling planet, but this cazimi is happening in your first house- you have overcome so much, time to feel confident in yourself & your ability to persevere. You’re a fighter, this is and always will be true. Your passion for living your one wild & precious life is returning. What are some personal goals you’d like to acheive? Time to set the bar you want to meet.

SAGITTARIUS RISING

12th House - mental health, personal insight, spiritual growth, intuition, self-sabotage, sanctuaries, institutions (hospitals, schools, churches, government, etc),  comparing & despairing and “othering” ourselves, our times of loneliness, restriction, fears, how you get yourself into trouble, anxieties, what is hidden from us or what goes unseen, secrets, hidden enemies, death & grief  

Sag- be easy right now! No unnecessary risks, not with Mars in your house of hospitals. Besides, this may be a time when you are burning off negative coping mechanisms, skimming the fat off the actions that lead to your own undoing. No more self-sabotage, or at least significantly less of it… for now. This is a time for renewed motivation in how you spend your alone time. How you rest, how you cope, how you dream and fantasize, how you restore yourself.

CAPRICORN RISING

11th House - Community, chosen family, friends, allies, social groups, support groups, networks, shared hopes/goals, wishes, changing the world w/people, reforms, our style of behaving in group situations, the groups or friends towards which we gravitate, qualities we disown & thus seek in friends, future, other people’s kids, benefactors, volunteering, collaborating

Capricorn- cazimi in the 11th is so cute, the community comes together! uniting for a cause! How invigorating. This is a time to collaborate with others, to be clear on who you want to spend time with and what you will accomplish together. This is renewed passion in the house of your hopes and dreams for the future. Time to dream together and dream big!

AQUARIUS RISING

10th House - profession/ professional life, life-direction, public identity, reputation, our legacy, the abstract mind 

Aquarius - this is mighty angular and mighty spicyyyy. This is a renewed initiative in your professional life. I already know of one Aquarius rising who got a new job this week. Such might be the case for you, or you may be beginning a new work-related project. This is a renewed passion within your public life. If your professional life is off track, time to get it back on track. If you haven’t already, devise a new action plan for how to get your career and reputation to where you want them to be. It’s possible some of you are beginning anew in your working lives not because you wanted to but because you were forced to, and it probably sucked, but things are looking hopeful again as your vigor returns.

PISCES RISING

9th House- fundamental beliefs/ religion/ spirituality, Trips/Travel/Journeys, roaming, law, your life philosophy, world view, society, teaching, broadcasting, publishing, disseminating info, divination, meaning making in the world, religion of the native dictates what they understand reality to be, existential crisis

Pisces- Eat pray love. Get that passport renewed. Start a blog. Go on the run. or just Take a new class. This cazimi represents renewed passion for your house of travel and information. This is the house of what you broadcast and the broadcasts you consume. A fire has been lit under your ass to get out there and make some shit happen, here in the sector of blind faith. So perhaps take a leap of faith, mars cazimi assures us there is no time like the present.

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Moon, meet mercury

It’s far from the first time they are meeting, this is just their monthly meeting for November. The moon will conjunct Mercury in Sagittarius at 9:03 AM est, after which point they will begin to separate and the influence will lessen.

When the moon and mercury meet, it’s an occasion when you can anticipate a flurry of information, that the computer processor that lives in your head will be whirring. You may be enduring a situation with a lot to be mentally unpacked, or there may be a problem that requires solving, it could be a period with many conversations to have… it’s an occasion for talking, thinking, writing, & busy work. It’s also the perfect moment to craft some awkward run-on sentences for your blog- like I’m doing right now! This is what happens when you attempt to formulate thoughts before your coffee has kicked in, how on-brand for mercury in Sagittarius.

Mercury is in exile in Sagittarius, it is now a planet far from home in a foreign country, where it struggles to read the street signs or communicate with the locals. When mercury transits Sag, its life is slightly more complicated, it is a planet with less bandwidth, and thus represents a time when humanity has less mental bandwidth. Thinking and communicating (mercurial things) are a bit more preoccupying, some of our most essential activities, that should be easy, simply aren’t.

This moon-mercury meeting, however, is receiving some Venusian support- we love to see it! Despite this period’s complications, we aren’t having a terrible time because we are feeling connected with those around us. Sharing an experience with others makes it easier to bear and sometimes it even makes the experience more fun. This Venusian influence also signals that this is an occasion when we are taking better care of ourselves and tending to our physical and mental needs, y’know self-care OR WHATEVER. Again- we love to see it!

Connect with your favorite creatures today. Do something nice for yourself or someone else. Life is hard, kindness makes it easier.

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Scorpio New Moon 2023

It all begins with an idea.

It’s not May 28, it’s November 13, 2023. But I haven’t figured out how to redesign these blog templates yet.

ANYWAYS - that’s beside the point

I thought it would be fun to start a daily astro blog, that I might wake up and drink my coffee and write about the astrology that day and get calibrated. I’ve gotten into the trash-ass habit of doom-scrolling over my coffee in the mornings and it’s NOT AWESOME. To wake up and immediately fill my brain with other peoples’ mental oozings before I’ve even oozed myself, beginning each day inundated with OOZE - it doesn’t feel great.

ANYHOW-

The Scorpio new moon is this morning, it’s an occasion to begin something new! To plant new seeds. For me, Scorpio is my 9th house of publishing, so beginning a blog seems about right. Double points for it being an astrology blog, since the 9th house is also an astrology house, it’s the house of divination, personal beliefs, and disseminating information. Damn, I’m crushing this new moon.

But, I wasn’t always crushing this new moon- I almost didn’t start this blog today. I meant to bring my laptop to bed with me last night so I could wake up and immediately start writing, but I didn’t, forgot my laptop. Instead, I woke up, I scrolled, I failed. “Maybe I’ll start tomorrow”, I thought, “when I can do it right”.

BITCH, WHY?! A Mars-ruled new moon doesn’t wait for shit. Conditions are never perfect, beginning is the hardest part. Just start.

Though there is an astrological explanation for why the day of the new moon is a difficult time to begin something, the luminaries (Sun and moon) are the source of our energy. During a new moon period, the moon is not visible, it does not reflect the sun’s light back to us, we receive less energy, we feel less energetic, our activity levels are reduced… simply, it’s a low-key period. Many astrologers recommend using the days around the new moon to incubate, rest, and brainstorm so that you can be ready to execute once the moon returns. If there is something you’ve been struggling to begin this early week, don’t be too hard on yourself - the time will come. In the case of this week, I anticipate the time will come this Friday with the Mars cazimi, also in Scorpio, our Scorpionic motivations will return with vengeance- and I do mean vengeance…

The Scorpio house of our charts has been going through a major purge for the past ~2 years. We just concluded a grueling eclipse cycle on the Scorpio-Taurus axis, the South Node has been taking its sweet time crawling through Scorpio during this cycle and has been cleaning house. South Node represents ‘decrease’, wherever it is transiting in our chart is where in our lives we will notice a lessening, a thining. Let’s imagine the houses of a chart as literal houses, and the South Node as an interior decorator, when the South Node arrives in a house- they are less than impressed. Everything is dated, it’s old, it’s cluttered and dusty and musty and gross. In order to modernize that house, first everything must go. I guess the south node isn’t really much of an interior designer, you’re the designer, the SN is more like someone you’ve hired to declutter your house who got too carried away and ditched almost everything.

So, our Scorpio houses are feeling very depleted right about now, and the time has finally come to start making them homey and cozy again. This week we breathe new life into the Scorpio house of our charts. We respawn, whether we want to or not. Video games make respawning or regenerating look so easy, but in reality, it’s difficult and it kinda sucks ass.

Aries Rising

8th House - sex/death/regeneration OR endings /beginnings/ personal revolution & rebirth aka the cycles of our lives and lessons we must continue to learn, social bonding rituals (marriage, proposal), shared resources, finances/ financial entanglements, inheritance, literal death & grief, commitment, other people’s values, the signers of our checks (people who pay us or supply us with resources)

Taurus Rising

7th House /descendant - partnership (professional/romantic/closest companion), someone prominent in your life, one-on-one dynamics, consultation/lawsuits, open enemies/ known opponents, commitment, how we can balance ourselves, collaborations & collaborative acts 

Gemini Rising

6th House- everyday work, daily routines, hygiene/diet/ physical or mental exercise, health/health issues, how you are of service to others, servitude, physical labor, care, adjustment to necessity, body-mind connection, pets, how to care for yourself

Cancer Rising

5th House- creative self-expression, art, fun/leisure/recreation/amusement, hobbies, pleasure, physio romance/ sex, romance, dating, what you give birth to (children, ideas, projects), create, generativity 

Leo Rising

4th & the IC- house/home, residence, living environment, how you curate your dwelling, family/ family affairs, personal affairs, sometimes grief or loss, conscious mind, soul, the being 

Virgo Rising

3rd House- Communications, commutes, neighborhood, ideas, media/ information being input or output, siblings, relatives,  preferred mode of transportation, the concrete mind, learning, witchy & culty (it is the moons’ house…) our intuition

Libra Rising

2nd House - money/finances, self-worth, material resources, our resources in general, physical senses, our talents & skills, possessions, belongings, what we value 

Scorpio Rising

1st House & Asc -  physical body, personal identity, personality, appearance (haircuts/colors, tattoos, new clothes, new scent), how we conduct ourselves, how we approach life

 

Sagittarius Rising

12th House - mental health, personal insight, spiritual growth, intuition, self-sabotage, sanctuaries, institutions (hospitals, schools, churches, government, etc),  comparing & despairing and “othering” ourselves, our times of loneliness, restriction, fears, how you get yourself into trouble, anxieties, what is hidden from us or what goes unseen, secrets, hidden enemies, death & grief  

Capricorn Rising

11th House - Community, chosen family, friends, allies, social groups, support groups, networks, shared hopes/goals, wishes, changing the world w/people, reforms, our style of behaving in group situations, the groups or friends towards which we gravitate, qualities we disown & thus seek in friends, future, other people’s kids, benefactors, volunteering, collaborating

Aquarius Rising

10th House - profession/ professional life, life-direction, public identity, reputation, our legacy, the abstract mind 

Pisces Rising

9th House- fundamental beliefs/ religion/ spirituality, Trips/Travel/Journeys, roaming, law, your life philosophy, world view, society, teaching, broadcasting, publishing, disseminating info, divination, meaning making in the world, religion of the native dictates what they understand reality to be, existential crisis

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